Why I Dislike Cats

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t actually hate cats. At one point, I even had four cats.

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No, really. I did.

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But my affection for the little fleabags died off a long time ago.

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Because cats are evil.

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You can’t take it personally. They’re not just evil at you or because of you or even something you did or said.

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They’re born evil. They come out of the package that way.

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Evil and stupid. Now that is a dangerous combination right there.

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They’re not cute or adorable or endearing or sweet or anything like that. At all.

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They’re fur-bearing parasites. Feline freeloaders. They should be discouraged at every opportunity.

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Stop the madness!

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That is all.

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As an extra bonus attraction, please see this wonderful Huffingtonpost article!

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2 comments on “Why I Dislike Cats

  1. I can relate to the puke on the chair and then sitting on it. No fun!
    Still love my 13-year-old kitty 🙂

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